doot doot

doot doot

Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.

posted 19 hours ago via anderlynn (© dyemelikeasunset) with 91,985 notes

My villagers gave me a nickname

posted 19 hours ago via blaein (© thedagron) with 10,990 notes

posted 20 hours ago via jesusthelastairbender (© four-toed-creed) with 6,916 notes

sunlight is like gold

posted 20 hours ago via michaelwormwoods (© roryomalley) with 386 notes

#once

heY you guys i’m going to new york in like two weeks for quite some time and i was wondering if anyone has any recs for what i should do?? like restaurants, shows, events, literally anything would be much appreciated!!!!

posted 20 hours ago with 1 note

#im staying in tribeca for the first week then im doing a program at columbia if that means anything

theclearlydope:

Man of Selfie.

posted 20 hours ago via burtcarole (© theclearlydope) with 40,291 notes

we need as mauch faurniture as yew can throa daun

posted 20 hours ago via michaelwormwoods (© kenway) with 2,799 notes

superblys:

what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it

got more notes than you expected

wait a fUCKINg SECONd

posted 20 hours ago via willsherod (© superblys) with 28,393 notes

can there be extreme couponing for band merch

posted 20 hours ago via willsherod (© vicfuenciado) with 237 notes

posted 20 hours ago via blaein (© musicismayhem) with 207 notes

#music