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  • Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
  • Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
  • Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.

thedagron:

My villagers gave me a nickname

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sunlight is like gold

heY you guys i’m going to new york in like two weeks for quite some time and i was wondering if anyone has any recs for what i should do?? like restaurants, shows, events, literally anything would be much appreciated!!!!

theclearlydope:

Man of Selfie.

courfeyrrac:

we need as mauch faurniture as yew can throa daun

superblys:

superblys:

what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it

got more notes than you expected

wait a fUCKINg SECONd

vicfuenciado:

can there be extreme couponing for band merch

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